Rough Love: Chocolate Delight
One night, me and my boyfriend were hanging out on my bed talking and eating m&m’s. After awhile we started going at it, and when we were finished I sat up and he got a grossed out look on his face and said “ewww babe, what’s all over your back?!” Turns out we had dropped a couple m&m’s and they had melted and squished underneath us.
- Anonymous
so i was watching the news and this 2nd grader wrote this to the president, vice president, and a congressman. biden was the only one to respond yet. LITERALLY.
We Live To Die
Breathing
To help the pain, ease sorrow, heal bones, lift spirits
all you do is breathe
breath of life
breathing is living
breathing is your salvation?
living is your salvation
live to survive
survive to live
it’s all going towards your death
living is dying
alive as you die
breathe
you’re dead
More people need to be like this guy.
Omfg I’m crying
my sides omg
WHO WAS RECORDING ME
o my FUCKING GOd
;D I CRIED! /)(\
oh my god fucking genius man!!!!
my favorite part was when the bus at the beginning had the spider-man ad…
There’s no way wind chimes THAT attractive live around here.
Downside-the only way they ever do anything is when you blow…
Angry Amazon Reviews of Adorable Dog Costumes
These are actual Amazon reviews. It doesn’t even look like the dog cares being eaten by a dinosaur. Review the rest of the reviews.
